I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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