do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
