So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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