I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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