Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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