well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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