Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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