ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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