Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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