return my video game
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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