I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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