she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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