There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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