Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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