Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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