i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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