Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
