worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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