He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I supernannyed him into submission
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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