So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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