That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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