I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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