What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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