Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
