Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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