Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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