So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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