i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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