Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Just pee around me
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i out mim tonsoeep
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