I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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