I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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