fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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