Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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