Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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