He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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