ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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