is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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