There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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