idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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