Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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