when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Dear god my vagina.
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