PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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