Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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