I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Damn victory sex feels great
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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