WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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