I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
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i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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