yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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