so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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