The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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