I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I wear drunk well.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
