dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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