SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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