I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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