Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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