Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize