VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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