Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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