fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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